Lori’s Letters for the Lovelorn

He loves me, he loves me not, so how many times have you played this game with the stem at the top of your apple?  I am going to give you an opportunity to take a chance on love.  The next column I share, will be for Valentines Day.  I would like to highlight some of your love lines, jokes, pickup lines or even a short story of romance.

Consider these courtesy of Readers Digest:

• How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?  He gave her a ring.

• You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

• You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away!

• My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

• Why should you never break up with a goalie?  Because he’s a keeper.

• What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?  It was love at first bite.

• What did one boat say to the other?  Are you up for a little row-mance?

• My new girlfriend works at the zoo.  I think she’s a keeper.

• Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?   He’ll dessert you.

• Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.  You’re one of them.

• What do you call two birds in love?  Tweet-hearts!

• Knock! Knock!  Who’s there?  Olive.  Olive who?  Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

And last, but not least, my all-time favorite for Allied Health Professionals!

Ladies, why do you date a guy named Myco on a Friday night?  Because he’s a fungi!

Whether you have a suggestion, comment or question; feel free to send me an email at [email protected] . I will pick some of the best and print them in the column.  Have Fun and Love on!