Mon. Feb 24th, 2020

Lori’s Letters for the Lovelorn

He loves me, he loves me not, so how many times have you played this game with the stem at the top of your apple?  I am going to give you an opportunity to take a chance on love.  The next column I share, will be for Valentines Day.  I would like to highlight some of your love lines, jokes, pickup lines or even a short story of romance.

Consider these courtesy of Readers Digest:

• How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?  He gave her a ring.

• You are like dandruff because I just cannot get you out of my head no matter how hard I try.

• You are like my asthma. You just take my breath away!

• My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

• Why should you never break up with a goalie?  Because he’s a keeper.

• What happened when the two vampires went on a blind date?  It was love at first bite.

• What did one boat say to the other?  Are you up for a little row-mance?

• My new girlfriend works at the zoo.  I think she’s a keeper.

• Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?   He’ll dessert you.

• Never laugh at your girlfriend’s choices.  You’re one of them.

• What do you call two birds in love?  Tweet-hearts!

• Knock! Knock!  Who’s there?  Olive.  Olive who?  Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!

And last, but not least, my all-time favorite for Allied Health Professionals!

Ladies, why do you date a guy named Myco on a Friday night?  Because he’s a fungi!

Whether you have a suggestion, comment or question; feel free to send me an email at lori.rager@usu.edu . I will pick some of the best and print them in the column.  Have Fun and Love on!

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